Ushishishi. You failed, Eyepatch.

( As for the rest of you~ )

You'd better pay attention, because that's very, very important. The next time someone wants to make something private and forgets to, the prince won't be very forgiving. I don't care who you think you are.

Shishishi, that was a ridiculous waste of vacation time. At least Spectre came home with me. I do like him~ though it seems nobody else does. Oh, well. It's their fault if they can't take a little joke.

Anyway, this month, we're supposed to make Glasses look more interesting, right~?

( Of course the prince found the best solution )

Shishishishi. A school? Whose idea was it to do something like that? The prince isn't pleased at all. Mafia school was much better.

Oh, well~ At least it didn't end too horribly.

And it's time for introductions again~? Very well. My name is Belphegor, and~ you'd do well not to get on my bad side. Welcome, commoners.

Froggie, when I said "clean the room", did your defective brain somehow hear "hide rocks in the middle of the room so the prince can stub his toes and trip over them"? Ushishishi, I knew you were stupid, but I thought your hearing was still intact.

As punishment, you're going to run my laps today during gym. It will be too painful for me: the prince has hurt his knee because of your stupid prank.

I will be spending that period in the library. As well as lunch. I wish to see your face as little as possible today. Besides, the way you wheeze when you run is so unsightly.

Uwah, it sure has gotten boring around here lately, hasn't it? Luckily, life goes on. The city has gotten much busier: criminal activity increases with the arrival of the tourists, and... Well. The prince has found plenty of ways to entertain himself, ushishishi. I can only imagine how much fun August will be.

Henry's birthday party was last Friday. She's grown so much over the span of a year ♥. It's too bad the heat has made her lazy, she might be more willing to crush the skulls of trespassers otherwise.

It's Lussuria's fault. He's been neglecting her training.



Oh! Everyone should get Eyepatch to give them helicopter rides. He's very skilled.

( Let's have a review, shall we? )

Only one out of five? Shishishi, for an "official translation", the quality is awfully low. It's an insult to let the ones responsible live, don't you agree?

(ooc: those are true and honest scans from the official translation of volume 12. The entire thing is just. It's painful, you guys ;_;)

Genderswitch, hmm?

( ooc cut obviously )

Aaaah~ No good. No matter how hard I try, he's still an ugly little toad.

Hmmm~

The conductor told me calling a train off-schedule would have consequences, but I didn't think he meant this.

I don't really care. Though I wish I knew why Eyepatch is so scared of me now, shishishi.


(ooc: SO YEAH, Bel took cross-fandom train as he pleased and now he's a pretty pretty princess. This'll probably only last until the end of the day, though.)

I fear that I've posted this too late. But it can't be helped, I've been busy today. Fake officials don't assassinate themselves, you know.

Everyone should ignore anything hatethehat says. He was dropped on his head as a baby, and I'm afraid he's turned out to be quite an idiot.

( It's true )

Yet another weekend I plan on ignoring. It had better not become a common occurrence; I was close to doing something very~ drastic, and next time I might be forced to follow through with it.

Eyepatch, Midget, Gadget. And Froggie. I assume you'll agree with me when I say the last few days never happened? Of course you will.

Another virus is circling, hm? And this one seems to be more troublesome than the ones before. I don't like it; it puts the prince in a very powerless position. How frustrating~

Perhaps I'll keep myself occupied around town this weekend. I would really rather not have anything else be revealed, I've already told Eyepatch today that I liked fooling around with him.

Ushishishi, when I find the one responsible, they'll suffer dearly.

I'm bored.

Eyepatch is a moron, and everyone should disregard his latest entry. Royalty does not allow themselves to dress like that. He, on the other hand~

( Well, I'll just let the pictures explain. )

I'm out of the stupid jungle and back home. The first thing I did upon my return was take a long, hot, and relaxing bath. That was by far the worst week I've ever experiences. I'm glad it all burned to the ground. Ahh, it made such a spectacle as it did, too~ I think that was my favorite part.

The jungle is much more humid than I expected it to be.

Mother should be receiving the flowers I sent to her today.

I do wish I could see them on her grave. Even after eight years, it's still so sad.

Little Taiwan, I do hope you are no longer in need of assistance, as the prince is in a rather horrible mood. His weekend was ruined, you see. It started out well enough, but after a certain point~

Ushishishi, please understand.

(ooc: Guess whose most recent entry is now BAHLEETED? yeah his)

um


ummmmmmmmm

um



I love Winry


she's pretty and nice and she helped me when I was lost. I'm not home yet but there's people who know me here. even though they're mean and loud and scary, they fed me ice cream and cake.

There's a polar bear too. she's really soft.



and ummmmmmm. Winry taught me how to do this because she's the best.

♥


(ooc: KLJGRE HLKJGEHRSLK GH I AM SO SORRY.

AS OF 5/5/09 THIS ENTRY IS NOW DELETED)

today

I rode on a train aaaaaall by myself.

Ziel never rode on a train by himself before.

that makes me the better prince. even though he's older i'm better and smarter because I know how and he doesn't.




ushishishi.

Greetings, newcomers. You will address me as The Prince or Your Highness. Nice to meet you~

I've begun training Henry to be an attack bear. Mammon is complaining she's getting too fat. Well, he said~ but he refuses to help. Stupid baby. The prince shouldn't have to do everything himself.

It's surprisingly easy! I suppose it takes more than a year for a bear to be fully domesticated, even if she's a royal bear.

( One day soon, she might even be able to do this )

Once her armor is finished, she'll be quite formidable! I'll sic her on Lussuria first, I think. The prince has no more patience with him.

Outstanding Evidence That Everyone in My Fandom is a Freak of Nature (Except for me)


( A thorough analysis )

I'm not talking about this weekend with any of you.

(ooc: Very image heavy!)